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Hiiiii | Chloe | 17 | Wales
thymegaforeskin:

I almost died at this one

thymegaforeskin:

I almost died at this one


sorry:

I hate when someone quotes a statistic like “If you placed all the straws Americans used each year end-to-end, they would go around the world 4 times. First of all, no one has any conception of how far that is, and secondly, no one cares.


professional-bird:

fucksubtle:

traceexcalibur:

I smell trouble brewing

Reformation 2: The Aliening

CAN WE JUST TALK ABOUT THE FACT THAT POPE FRANCIS IS SO FRIKKIN CHILL THAT IF AN ALIEN WALKED IN TO THE VATICAN HE WOULDN’T EVEN FREAK OUT HE’D JUST BE LIKE “SUP DUDE LETS GO GET YA SOME JESUS” 


zerozerodecayratealgorithm:

imagine macklemore. mackleless. radiomacktive

zerozerodecayratealgorithm:

imagine macklemore. mackleless. radiomacktive


spookytotodile:

majortvjunkie:

I just can’t get over 2005 Fergie

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what do you even focus on

nah son that naruto


catsfurever:

moogles4ever:

catsfurever:

$20 for a selfie with me

but I can go to the dumpster for free

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jibblyuniverse:

derpfire:

jibblyuniverse:

frenums:

things that will always sound sarcastic

  • good for you
  • thanks a lot
  • yeah right
  • nice to know
  • wow
  • way to go
  • totally
  • ok buddy

Not if you say ‘man’ at the end

ok buddy man

I might not have thought that last one through


andrewbreitel:

drcerealmonster:

radock:

small obama chases a much larger version of himself

I guess you can say he was RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT

literally fuck off

andrewbreitel:

drcerealmonster:

radock:

small obama chases a much larger version of himself

I guess you can say he was RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT

literally fuck off



1) We can listen to pop punk, make out, listen to more pop punk and make out again.
2) I know how to order food.
3) No one will try to steal me off you.
4) I'm sometimes funny.

megustamemes:

Sounds like the best party ever.

megustamemes:

Sounds like the best party ever.


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